Your life team. Twenty-four experts for the half of life nobody staffs.
A behavioural analyst for the patterns. A sleep consultant for the nights. A chief of staff for the days. The team that used to take a payroll — every one an expert with a method, and every one asks about your actual life before it says a word. One payment, $24.
The business half of your life is staffed. The rest of it is not.
None of that is a discipline problem. It is unstaffed. Each of these roles is the missing expert: a brief that turns a general chatbot into a specialist who asks about your actual day before it says a word.
Every role, by name
Nothing inside is a surprise. This is the team.
Behavioural Analyst · Behaviour Designer · Evening Review Assistant · Reframe Coach · Self-Talk Coach · Identity Coach · Overthinking Coach
The reading that runs your days, retrained one incident at a time.Sleep Consultant · Energy Auditor · Personal Trainer · Nutrition Planner · Stress Management Coach · Habit Coach
The floor under everything else, settled without a wellness identity.Conversation Strategist · Apology Coach · Ask Coach · Boundaries Coach · Communication Analyst
The conversations you have been drafting in your head for days.Ikigai Guide · Chief of Staff · Focus Manager · Decision Coach · Week Reviewer · Momentum Coach
What the days are accumulating into, and one small step at a time.Ten questions about your last fourteen days. One number, three underneath it, the five domains carrying the rest, and a page written about your fortnight.
A $29 instrument in its own right — included here, so your team knows where to start.Repair Guide · Screen-Time Negotiator · Teen Conversation Coach
For the weeks when the hardest conversations are at home.How it runs
The included Life Score reads your last fourteen days and names where to start — which is rarely the role you would have picked first.
ChatGPT or Claude, free plans included. The brief turns the chat into a specialist with a method and hard rules, not a cheerleader.
Every role asks about your actual day first — the trigger, the schedule, the exact words. Then it works, and you decide what to do with it.
Written like specialists, not affirmations
The Sleep Consultant works from sleep pressure and circadian timing, and asks for your actual schedule before it says a word. The Self-Talk Coach separates what happened from what the voice added, and bans “it’s fine” as firmly as it bans piling on. The Apology Coach knows a repair has three beats and that the word “but” undoes all of them.
Every role carries the same hard rules: no invented numbers, no promised outcomes, no “be kind to yourself” filler — and anything clinical gets referred to a clinician, plainly. These are education tools with methods, built on a public bibliography of 190+ peer-reviewed sources.
The team works when you drive. The coach drives with you.
These roles are hand tools: you open the chat, you run the method, you close it. That is their power and their limit — the pattern they interrupt runs every day, and a tool only works on the days you pick it up.
Rewire is the version that picks itself up: ninety days, one action a day, and a coach that knows which day you are on and what yesterday asked of you. $197, one payment, the coach included. Start with your team tonight; the season is there when you want the daily drive.
Before you decide
Do I need a paid ChatGPT or Claude plan?
No. Every role works on the free plans of both. A paid plan gives longer conversations, not different results.
Is this therapy?
No. These are education and productivity tools built on published research. They do not diagnose or treat anything, and every one of them refers clinical territory to a clinician, in plain words.
What exactly am I buying?
Twenty-four expert system prompts — said plainly, because you should know before you pay. But a free prompt is an instruction; each of these is a brief: a method, the questions to ask first, the structure of the answer, and what to refuse to do. The difference shows in the second exchange.
How do the bonuses arrive?
With everything else, immediately. The Life Score opens with the email you paid with, and the Parent Pack sits at the end of your bundle page.
How do I get access?
Immediately. Pay once and your team opens in the browser, every role with a copy button. The address you paid with is the key, and access does not expire.
Is there a subscription?
No. One payment of $24. There is nothing to cancel.
Why is there no refund?
The bundle hands over everything the moment it opens — there is no refund window on that which is not simply a free copy. That is why every role is named on this page first. If it fails to open or you were charged twice, email hello@marsa.ai and we fix it the same day.
The days are already yours. The team is $24.
Twenty-four experts, the audit, and the Parent Pack — one payment. Start with the thing that hurt this week.
Meet your team — $24 → Opens instantly · yours forever